SOMEONE ATE THE COOKIE DOUGH

An important woman was making cookies for the block party later that evening when her telephone rang. Reluctantly she left the cookie dough on the counter while she left the room to answer the call. When she came back there was nothing on the counter but an empty bowl.
"I didn't waste any time searching..." the woman said, "but the cookie dough was gone. Its unexplainable."
Similar instances have been reported in other areas of the world.
The elderly are concerned.

WOMAN GIVES AWAY HER CHILDRENS SWINGSET

Late one evening near the quaint town of Spring Lake Utah, a mangled heap of bars, swings, and a slide was spotted on the side of the road baring the sign 'FREE TO A GOOD HOME'. The owner of the property and once beloved child's toy refused to speak with police who were dispatched to horrific site. A neighbor was able to give a few facts, "The children must have broken it." she said, "I heard their mother tell them that if they pushed it over like that they'd lose it forever."
As police conducted their investigation, a local hobo appeared from the bushes and asked if he might have the rubble to sell to a metal scrap yard.
Children inside the house watched with wide eyes as the man exercised his full efforts to drag away the swing set.
The fire chief called off a further investigation and everyone went home.